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Laugh Your Head Off Tuesday Jokes

1. Did you notice how hot it got in Fed Ex field after the game? All the fans left!

2. Did you know that no matter how far you push the envelope, it is still stationary.

3. I walked by a cemetery this morning and saw a typo on a tombstone. I guess you could call it a grave mistake.

4. Did you know that Johnny started investing in stocks? Chicken beef and vegetable? One day he hopes to be a bouillon – aire.

5. Did you see that bear in the news that had no teeth? It was a gummy bear.

6. Are you planning on watching the Origami Championship? It on paper-view.