Laugh Your Head Off! (10/26/21)
J- Hey Stacey, did you know that there is a bird that can’t sing?
Yeah, it’s the hummingbird.
S- Hey Cleavon, Johnny asked me to put ketchup on our grocery list. Now I can’t read anything on it.
C- Hey Johnny, have you ever had a conversation with a goat?
They keep butting in.
J- Hey Stacey, a saw a chicken staring at a bowl of lettuce and tomatoes. It was a “chicken sees a salad”.
S- Hey Cleavon, I had a dream that two antennae got married. The ceremony was fine but the reception was fantastic.
C- Hey Johnny, I was asking around what the lowest rank in the army is, but nobody would tell me. Apparently, it’s private.
B- Hey Johnny, just checking in-Laugh Your Head Off today is not too bad today.
J- Oh, thanks!
B- Hey, by the way, did you know I was thinking of buying a Tesla?
J- Really? Why didn’t you buy it?
B- It’s because they charge a lot